The word : FUCK

Few days back, i have changed my msn title to 'Desmond - I'm Fucked Up'... this has startled quite a bit of people as i was getting messages like ' who fuck you?' or 'so you are not virgin anymore?'... my reaction was like What The Fuck!? lol... i was surprised with their responses. I think they might have misunderstood my saying of 'I'm Fucked Up' with 'I Got Fucked'... so this triggers me to teach you guys a lesson....

Please leave this page if you are offended by the word FUCK or you are under the age of 18. thanks.. i wont hold any responsibility against those who had trauma or whatever u have after reading this.

The word i am teaching today is : FUCK
It is a vulgar slang. It means that to engage in sexual intercourse.

1. Act as Verb
example : Alvin fucks Dessie.
2. Act as Noun
example : Dessie is a fine fuck.
3. Act as Adjective
example : Desmond is fucking handsome.
4. Shows ignorance
example : Fuck if I know.
5. Shows trouble
example : I guess I am fuck now
6. Shows aggression
example : Fuck you!
7. Shows displeased
example : What the fuck is wrong with you?
8. Shows difficulty
example : I can't understand this fucking word
9. Shows incompetence
example : He is a fuck off
10. Shows suspicion
example : What the fuck you doing?
11. Shows enjoyment
example : I had a fucking time
12. Shows as a request
example : Get the fuck out of here!
13. Shows hostility
example : I am going to knock your fucking head off!
14. Shows greeting
example : How the fuck are you ?
15. Shows apathy
example : Who gives a fuck ?

Phrasal Words
Fuck off
1. Angry dismissal
example : Get the fuck off my face!
2. spend time idly
example : I am just fucking off around the house
3. to masturbate
example : I am fucking off while watching porno

Fuck over
1. to treat unfairly : take advantage of
example : He fucked over me in order to get job
2. get over with
example : Get the fuck over with it will ya?

Fuck up
1. to make a big mistake
example : I am fucked up due to the recent assignment
2. to act carelessly
example : I had fucked up in that exam

I am not a pro in it... just to tell what i know only. hehe.. dont scold me oh... :)